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- When Brad’s wife was alive, they played tennis every day.
- Probably what killed her.
- She was hit by a car.
- Maybe she was chasing a tennis ball. You know, like a dog…
(Two Men and a Half – Season 7, Episode 15 – Aye, Aye, Captain)
Uneori e chiar amuzant să mergi la facultate. Iată de ce:
Dani: Domn profesor, eu parcă aveam 4 la celălalt examen.
Profesorul: Da, parcă. (surâde accentuând ultimul cuvânt)
Dani: Dar cum? Că eu la primul subiect n-am scris nimic şi la al doilea am improvizat două pagini.
Profesorul: Da, într-adevăr. Ştii ce ţi-am scris pe lucrare?
Dani: Nu.
Profesorul: Bla bla.
” – Your friend Jin won’t be able to see me.
- Why not?
- ‘Cause I died an hour ago.
- I’m sorry, dude, that sucks!
- Thanks!”
(Lost – Season 6, Episode 1 – LA X: Part 1)